January 2011
43 posts
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cornelia-waldorf:
10 things I hate about you
reginapcs:
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
gimmesomerach:
Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.
Delirium
Name: Fernanda Age:17 Single/Taken: Single but taken :( Where You’re From: Mexico City Favorite Color: Blue & grey Favorite TV Show: One tree hill Favorite Hobby: writting and reading Something Random: It’s 2: 38 am and I can’t freaking sleep One Thing You Want To Do Before You Die: Feed a Tiger
